when someone you hate tries to make a joke
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that my hook
*blogs from phone in front of my computer*