Demonically Sassy
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lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

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inyourstupidcat:

Kiss kiss save New York!!

inyourstupidcat:

Kiss kiss save New York!!

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kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

(Source: dickpuns)

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speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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via: akaomiru
source: akaomiru
akaomiru:

'Cos I don't already have enough to do, I started assembling the Avengers posters from SDCC…

akaomiru:

'Cos I don't already have enough to do, I started assembling the Avengers posters from SDCC…

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The Avengers: Age of Ultron concept art by Ryan Meinerding

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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shadowsssss:

2014.5.9

Drawn in Photoshop

shadowsssss:

2014.5.9

Drawn in Photoshop

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sweeneytad:

consultinggeek:

xwanderlostrekkiex:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.

FANTASTIC

Hahahaha!! Just another reason I love jim carrey!

THIS MOVIE

Not true, Olaf was an actor and this was the introduction to that

(Source: rickgrimeshappens)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

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SDCC-exclusive concept art posters for Marvel Studios’ 2015 releases: Avengers: Age of Ultron and Ant-Man

(Source: superherohype.com)

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety)

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(Source: couchcampus)

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blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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